Getting to Know You

            One interesting thing I learned about Diane is that she didn’t like animals as pets.  When I first visited her cute little 2-bedroom house, I discovered that she liked an uncluttered appearance, decorating simply with carefully chosen items.  There were no pieces of furniture with shelves full of souvenirs or collections of this and that.  The second revelation was the BIRD.  It was a Cockatoo who only knew to scream one word: “NO!”  It must have been the only word it ever heard from Diane.  It seemed incongruous that she had a bird for a pet, and she soon found it another owner.  Since I was often away from home, I had not gotten another cat.  I told Diane that I would not do so as long as she gave me all the affection I could receive from a cat.  I jokingly said: “After you get Alzheimer’s and don’t recognize a cat, I may get one.”  Little did I know how those words would come back to haunt me.

          Diane told me about her father who was in the Navy during WWII.  That and her interest in history had led her to read the complete series of Patrick O’Brian novels set in the Royal Navy during the Napoleonic Wars.  She had become fascinated by ships and was excited when I signed us up for an Olivia cruise to the Western Caribbean in March 1992. 

Since the cruise was again leaving from Ft. Lauderdale, we could go early and spend a couple of days in Miami with Paulette.  I wanted everyone I knew to meet Diane and that included my old officemate from Kansas State, Paulette.  Diane and Paulette got along very well, and Paulette told us all about her hobby volunteering with the Rare Fruit Council which is dedicated to the education, introduction and promotion of rare tropical fruits.  Taking it to heart, Paulette had planted some of these trees in her backyard, and they were already producing small fruits.  She also took us to our first visit at Fairchild Gardens, named after the plant explorer David Fairchild (1869–1954) who brought more than 75,000 plants from all over the world to the United States. 

          Paulette took us to board the SS Dolphin IV, the ship Olivia had chartered from its Greek owners.  Judy Dlugacz, the President and Founder of Olivia, enjoyed telling the story about meeting the Greek owner.  She was initially concerned that he would not want to charter a ship full of lesbians.  However, he reassured her that he was well acquainted with the Greek poet Sappho from the Isle of Lesbos and had no concerns.

          Diane loved being on a ship.  She couldn’t wait to explore it from bow to stern (front to back), port to starboard (left to right), top deck to lowest passenger deck.  After the first stop in Nassau, we sailed to the island of Cozumel located 12 miles off the coast of Mexico.  Diane and I were up early as usual, sitting in the lounge having coffee, watching as the ship approached the dock.  All of a sudden, the ship lurched and our coffee splashed.  Then the boat was going backwards.  During breakfast, the boat approached shore again and docked.  When we left to snorkel and view the botanical gardens, we could see what looked like a big bite that had been taken out of the prow of the ship.  On the first approach to shore, the ship hit the cement dock which penetrated the first layer of metal, but fortunately, the ship had a double hull and the second layer was intact.  We passengers would have a longer than planned stay in Cozumel.

          Picture below shows the expected cruise route from Ft. Lauderdale to Nassau, around Cuba and on to Cozumel.

          When we returned to the ship, we found that the drinks were on the house, that is the ship, for the rest of our trip.  We still had all of our Olivia entertainers, so the afternoon singers in the lounges and the evening concerts of singers and comedians continued unabated.  We were told the ship’s owners and their insurance company representatives were on the way to decide what to do.  Meanwhile, we found it very embarrassing that the island residents and tourists were all coming by our dock, on land and by boat, viewing the hole in our ship and laughing at our misfortune.

The next day a small plane load of us flew to the nearby Yucatan Peninsula on the Mexican mainland and landed at the very small airport near Chichen Itza, the ancient Mayan city.  During the tour of the city, I particularly enjoyed viewing The Observatory that showed the inhabitants had some knowledge of natural happenings.  The carvings were elaborate and sometimes gruesome.  I climbed the steps to the platform at the top of the Temple of the Warriors where sacrifices were made, while Diane kept watch on me from below.  We joined a small tour that was going inside the biggest pyramid, El Castillo, but after going in a short distance, we both got a “spooky” feeling and backed out.  We learned that games played in The Ball Court were often deadly with the losing team’s leader killed and his skull used to make a new ball.  I was very glad one of my teams never played that ball game.  The scariest part of our trip to Chichen Itza was the small plane used for the flight there and back.

Carvings at Chichen Itza

Picture of the observatory showing planetarium-like dome.

Picture of the Temple of the Warriors showing the stairs I climbed to the top platform, while Diane watched from the ground below.

Picture below is of El Castillo.  I didn’t climb these stairs.

Picture of the ball court shows the round goal mounted vertically.  Try to imagine dunking the “ball” in this one.

We were told that our cruise would have to be cut short, as the decision was made to fly us all back to Miami.  The ship and crew would proceed to the port at Mobile, Alabama for repairs.  The morning came to leave, and it was so funny to see the procession of island taxis with no more than four passengers each being driven from the ship to the airport, then back to the ship, and so forth.  The comedians on the airplanes kept everything light hearted.  Diane and I were once again able to assemble an album that told the story of our cruise.  Joyce, one of Diane’s cousins, made a cover with a colorful drawing showing two women stranded on an island with coconuts falling on their heads.  This would be the last album we assembled.

I conducted my life by playing hard when I was on vacation and working hard when I was not.  I didn’t earn money when I was sick or on vacation.  I just built that cost into my hourly rate so that I could maintain an acceptable income level.  I imagined my brain being like a file drawer.  I had a drawer for each client, vacation or plan for entertainment.  I could keep each folder open for the time needed, then close it and open another.  I was glad that I could do this so easily. 

Diane and I asked more friends to join us for weekends at the lake.  She really enjoyed cooking and entertaining.  If we had overnight guests, she served breakfast the next morning consisting of fruit followed by eggs and breakfast rolls from the On the Rise Bakery.  Her cute fruit faces were always creative and funny, changing with the availability of different varieties of fruit.  For example, it might have a cantaloupe smile, strawberry eyes with blueberry pupils, mandarin orange segments for ears and banana ends for the nose.  We started thinking about adding a dock, which also meant a boat and waverunners.  We were going to become sailors.  Oh My!

I was busy as ever with work, getting more business clients and learning the new software that the Searle IT staff was adding for plate bioassays.  I planned and taught classes on the new software for the scientists who would be using it.  I also witnessed how swiftly Searle could dismiss staff.  When they changed the disease they were targeting for new pharmaceuticals, some personnel were asked to hand over their ID badges and were immediately escorted out the door with their personal belongings.

In September 1992, Diane and I made another car trip back East.  We visited Diane’s sister, going with her and her children to the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island.  We had dinner at the Meadowlands race track with a family group that included some of Diane’s cousins and their children and Earlene’s sons.  We had breakfast with both of our sister’s and their husbands.  We then needed time alone, so we drove up to Mystic Seaport, Connecticut and then on to Provincetown.  We took a tour of the sand dunes and went whale watching in Cape Cod Bay.  After leaving the Cape, we stopped for a night in Boston and had dinner with Earlene’s youngest daughter, Joyce, at Legal Seafood.  That’s where I learned I really disliked monkfish, and that I never would drive a car in Boston again.  There were too many one-way streets.

Concierge dining at the race track.

Provincetown Sand Dunes

October meant that I had a birthday, and Diane really surprised me with her gift.  She and I had both read the books about the Dragonriders of Pern by Anne McCaffrey, and Diane had seen the sculptures I already had of dragons.  She presented me with a glass dragon mounted on a manzanita root, made by the artist Vincent Houston.  The dragon was placed on a stair landing with mirrors on two sides, so that we could see many images of the dragon.  The only request I made was that the eyes be changed to red, which Diane had Vincent do. 

I looked forward to being Diane’s guest.  George Tiller, the late-term abortion provider in Wichita, had a guest suite open to visitors.  He and I shared similar backgrounds as we both were born in Wichita, graduated from The fall Planned Parenthood conference was in Chicago, Illinois, and East High and the University of Kansas, although he was one year ahead of me.  Tiller went to medical school at KUMC where I had worked for several years.  He and I loudly sang the cheer and alumni songs of our high school and college to the entertainment of his guests.

Diane started taking some vacation time to go with me on my weekly visits to St. Louis.  She encouraged me to stay in St. Louis both Sunday and Monday nights so I wouldn’t have to drive in very early on Monday morning.  She was a great chauffeur, dropping me off and picking me up at work.  She spent her days doing any number of things, like going to the Botanical Gardens or the Art Museum.  Early on, she shopped for lake house living room furniture.  She narrowed down the choices, and, after work on a Monday, we went back and ordered a large sectional and two smaller sofas that were delivered to the lake.

On another trip, she shopped for an impressive jacket to wear at her last big Planned Parenthood event which the actresses, Sally Field, Kate Capshaw and Tricia Brock attended.  Sally Field gave a moving speech to a large audience.  The national Chair of the Planned Parenthood Board flew from New York City to sit next to Sally Field.  Local politicians vied for an appearance standing near her.

Autographs on the invitation to the Planned Parenthood event.

Diane started to understand my close friendship with Craig.  An event that really cemented my connection with him was one icy winter day when I had fallen coming down the front door steps and dislocated my shoulder.  Talk about pain!  Craig was visiting me and heard me screaming.  He knew enough about the human body that he was able to pop my shoulder back into its joint.  What bliss!  After that, I trusted him implicitly.  We would give each other neck and back massages and scratch each other’s back.  Craig was easy for me to talk with.  We both had technical backgrounds and interests, and we had no romantic interest in each other.

Diane and I purchased two futons with bedding and set them up in the lower-level entertainment area.  We asked a group of Columbia friends down for a weekend visit of swimming in the lake, hot tubbing, and eating good food. 

We got estimates on a two-welled boat dock with an attachment for two waverunners, so the next time we had guests down, we could take them on a boat ride and let them use the waverunners.  Why two waverunners?  When we went to test ride one with formidable Diane in the driver’s seat, the whole thing tipped over when I got on behind her, as that made too much weight on top.  One rider was OK, but two women of our combined weight were too much. We would each have our own waverunner.

Picture of a Yamaha waverunner.

 

The next ASA conference was in August 1993, and the Caucus for Women in Statistics asked me to be one of the speakers for their session on “Can a Statistician Earn a Living on Her Own?”  The first speaker owned her own consulting business with many employees, including several statisticians, and the second speaker worked with a group of statisticians.  I was the third and last speaker, and I entitled my talk “And then there was one.”  It was a large room with a standing-room only audience of men and women who showed a great deal of interest in being a consultant.

Diane went with me to the conference and toured San Francisco while I was at the meetings.  She and I went for dinner with other women from the caucus at Fisherman’s Wharf who taught us how to eat with chopsticks.  After the meetings, we drove north to the Muir Woods to see the large sequoias, and then further north to scenic Bodaga Bay to spend the night.  The next morning, we drove further north to the Russian River Valley and cut inland through Santa Rosa to Sonoma.  We visited a couple of wineries before returning to the San Francisco airport and the trip home.

Towering sequoias in Muir Woods.

In the fall, we were back in California for another annual Planned Parenthood conference.  Forest fires were creating smoggy conditions with smoke and ash particles in the air.  While Diane was in meetings, I spent my days working on my computer in the hotel room while watching the coverage of the fires on the TV.  One night, we were given a tour of the Paramount movie studios in Hollywood.

Before long, Diane decided to resign her position with Planned Parenthood.  There would be no more partying at conferences with Planned Parenthood people.  When I first started asking her to move to the lake, I would say “You have talked about owning your own restaurant, but that entails a lot of risk and hard work.  Instead, why don’t you come to live at the lake and cook for me and our friends.”  I didn’t want her to worry about her personal finances, so I reassured her that I would put her on the payroll of SIS and cover her health insurance and an IRA-SEP contribution toward her retirement.  Yes, I needed to generate the income to pay those costs, but they were all deductible as business expenses as well.  As a bonus, I promised she would also enjoy the vacations.

We agreed that her work for SIS would consist of her doing everything she could to keep me producing billable hours.  For example, it might take me 45 minutes for the round trip to the Post Office to pick up the daily mail.  Then if there were checks to deposit, it might take another half-hour to drive to the bank.  If I were in the office, I could be working and logging billable hours all that time.  She could do other SIS work, such as invoicing and editing of written materials.  She could also perform household tasks, like cleaning the house, doing the laundry, preparing the meals and so forth.  Diane didn’t have a problem agreeing to any of this.  She described her job as being the Executive Director of Sweetwater Dr.  That must have been why she laughed and tore up a page of employee policies I showed her on the first day of work.  After all, they had been written for my former Word Processing employees.

I made regular trips to Wichita to take care of my 80-year-old mother.  Her reaction to the news that Diane was leaving Planned Parenthood, would move to the lake and be working for me was not what I expected.  At first, she just said that she didn’t think it was a good idea.  I thought it would be because she thought Diane would be taking advantage of me.  However, when I asked her to explain, she said she was afraid Diane would get bored living at the lake and leave me.  She didn’t want that to happen.  Wow!  There was a lot unsaid in those words.  She had seen me living with several other women only to see the arrangements end, sometimes sadly.  Regrettably, I still couldn’t reveal or put a name to the full nature of my relationship with Diane to my mother.

Diane resigned her position at the end of 1993, sold her house and moved her belongings to the lake.  The winter was beautiful with views of the eagles and other wildlife and no tourists with their big, loud boats stirring up the water.  The coves were the first to ice up, but if it were cold enough, much of the lake was also frozen.  We put up a clothes line between two trees and kept the birdfeeders full, although the squirrels often got there first.  With the advent of spring the shrubs the landscapers planted began to bloom and the migrating birds stopped by.

Our boat dock was delivered with a boat lift in one well and the other left clear for fishing.  After the holidays we sunk our Christmas trees in that well to attract fish.  Our new Bayliner Rendezvous had a flat deck, seating for guests and a tiny room holding a portable potty so there would be no mooning over the side of the boat.  Diane took a Coast Guard class, learned many ways to tie ropes and received a certificate.  My old friend from the University, Jack Jones, asked us to start sampling lake water from prescribed locations and processing them for pick up and evaluation.  We fished a lot, both from our dock and the boat.  Diane became experienced at fish cleaning and removing catfish skin, not to mention cooking our catch.

Me sitting in boat’s captains seat wearing t-shirt that says: “Statistics means never having to say you’re certain.”

 

Around this time, I enjoyed meeting Sue, a new Searle employee.  She was a section head and the first lesbian I encountered at Searle.  She was from Chicago and had a street-smart demeanor.  She invited us to meet her partner, Carmen, who immigrated from Cuba with her parents during the time of the 1980 Mariel boatlift.  They visited us several times at the lake, and asked us to their house in St. Louis where they lived with Carmen’s mother.

In May 1994, Diane and I made a short visit to Key West, flying into a nearby airport and renting a car.  Paulette joined us from Miami, using the sleeper sofa in our room at the Rainbow House, a lesbian hotel.  Free of inhibitions, we swam nude in their swimming pool.  Breakfast was supplemented with the mangos that fell from their tree.  Key West had many destinations that we explored.  The Little White House was where Harry Truman, the President from Missouri, liked to spend his winters after WWII.  Besides being famous for its six-toed cats, the Hemmingway House was the first house in Key West to have indoor plumbing.  While living there in the 1930s, Ernest Hemingway wrote his classic novels “For Whom the Bell Tolls” and “To Have and Have Not.”  Our main reason for visiting the Audubon House was to view the drawings of birds in their natural habitat by John James Audubon.  Between visits to these sites, we had lunch at a friendly local restaurant on Duval Street.  It was there I learned to love Key Lime Pie.  That evening, we took a sunset cruise on a small sailing vessel whose female captain was recommended by our hotel.

Six-toed cat (remember the dewclaw on the side of the front leg).

That summer, Diane’s family (her sister, brother-in-law, and all three children) visited us for the first time.  The children were all water babies and greatly enjoyed swimming in the lake off our dock which was close to the main channel.  I regarded the channel as a great flushing mechanism, with the water current flowing 90 circuitous miles through the old Osage River bed to the outlet at Bagnell Dam.  This effectively kept the water near our dock fresh.  We took all of the family on boat rides, but, much to their chagrin, the children were not old enough yet to use our Yamaha waverunners.

In September 1994, we made another short trip, this time to the neighboring state of Arkansas.  Our destination was Blanchard Springs Caverns as Diane and I had discovered we both enjoyed touring caverns.  Blanchard is the only tourist cave owned by the United States Forest Service, and the only one owned by the Federal government outside the National Park System.  Unfortunately, our visit was after Labor Day, so the elevators to the lower levels were closed, but what we did see of this live cave system was beautiful.  The attraction in Mountain View that night was an Ozark Music Show.  When they started singing about “the blood of the lamb,” it was time for us to go.  In the morning we visited the Craft Village at the Ozark Folk Center before driving back to what I was now happy to call OUR home.

          When SIS was referred to Hoffman-LaRoche Pharmaceutical, I jumped at the opportunity to develop the statistical methods needed for one of their bioassays.  Rather than wanting to discover a new drug, they needed to estimate the potency (or activity) of substances being developed for use in human clinical trials.  The major substance I dealt with was a type of interferon referred to as a PEGylated interferon, or PEGASYS.  It was for the potential treatment of chronic hepatitis C and the hepatitis B virus infection.  The assay had some difficult characteristics.  Atia, the person I worked with at Roche, and I needed to work on alternatives until we were comfortable with the results.  Then we needed to show that the assay and the computational method we used met all the criteria for assay validation required by both the relevant United States and European Union agencies.

        In June 1995, Diane and I took another two-week vacation with Olivia.  We flew to Anchorage, Alaska for a pre-cruise adventure.  Diane was masterful at the hotel where all the Olivia women were trying to check in at once, crowding the check-in desk.  She used her big voice as a microphone and asked the women to line up in orderly lines to receive their room keys, which they quickly did.  It would not be the last time she was to assume that role.  I became the unofficial sign holder for lines at the train station.  We took the train with the special Olivia cars up to the Denali National Park.  Along the way, Diane and many other women took turns standing between the train cars to take pictures of the mountain since the sky was clear.  The next day, vans took us into the park to view the wildlife, including and the one and only golden eagle I ever saw and a mother bear with her twins, identifiable as they walked across a glacier.

Pictures of Denali and a golden eagle.


After a night in Anchorage, another train took us to Seward, so that we could board boats for a tour of Resurrection Bay while our cruise ship was made ready.  We saw many animals in and around the water, including puffins, sea lions, seals, and mountain goats.  Returning to the harbor, we boarded the Royal Cruise Line’s ship bound for Vancouver, BC.  Even though it had happened six years earlier, I still heard angry talk from both the ship’s crew and passengers about the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Prince William Sound, which we avoided. We were able to view several large glaciers that flowed into the sea.  The cruise ship visited Juneau, Skagway, and Ketchikan.  From the decks of the ship, the Olivia women enjoyed watching breaching humpback whales.  It was daylight during our cruise through the inland passage on our way to Vancouver, so we could watch the killer whales (orcas) work together to corral and kill their prey, especially seals.

Pictures below of shaggy mountain goat and our first puffin.


A pod of killer whales.

 

Later that summer, we had another visit by Diane’s sister, brother-in-law, all three children, plus the oldest daughter, Tracy’s, boyfriend.  Again, they had much fun swimming, and now the oldest enjoyed using the waverunners.  After Tracy and her boyfriend were out one afternoon riding a waverunner, Tracy said they had been concerned about the people waving to them.  They thought the people were signaling that something was wrong.  They didn’t understand that it was only a friendly wave signaling hello.  Being from New Jersey, their misinterpretation of the gesture revealed a cultural difference.  Diane’s brother-in-law enjoyed fishing, and her sister kept busy preparing meals for her family.  The whole clan was picky, and she usually fixed something different for each of them.  I had trouble with the familiarity between Tracy and her boyfriend, freely visiting each other’s sleeping and dressing areas.  I guess I was just an old fogey from a different generation.  It didn’t bother Diane.

In the fall, I was very pleased when the doctor who had the lease with option-to-buy on the Fay St. business property completed her purchase.  It had provided good income during the lease period.  Now the doctor would have all the responsibility of owning it.  My decision to purchase the property had proved to be a good investment. 

Speaking of investments, through my membership in the American Association of Individual Investors, I had been attending the monthly Monday evening meetings of the subsection on Investing During Retirement for several years while I was in St Louis.  The other members found my attendance and interest in the topic unusual, since I was still in my 50s and not retired.  I was learning about all the options I would have to consider, and I found the concepts easily translated to before-retirement investment planning.  Once in a while, I found a national guest speaker scheduled for a meeting of the entire St. Louis chapter who I wanted to hear.  One of those was Gerald W. Perritt who was the editor of The Mutual Fund Letter from which I had learned much about mutual fund investing.  I hired his investment management services for a few years while I was at the lake and too busy to manage my own investments wisely.

Meanwhile, Diane suggested we commission Vincent, who had made the dragon, to also custom make a dining room table, chairs, server, and several end tables. This talented artist not only was a glass blower, but also made custom furniture, in this case using granite, metal, and oak.  The top of the table was designed to reflect the ceiling of the dining room which was in a hexagonal design of cedar wood. The server had a warming tray to keep food ready to eat. The end tables were triangles, some isosceles and some equilateral which could be mixed and matched to fit different spaces and allow re-arranging from time-to-time.  Guests could sit in the dining room chairs and rotate to view the lake through all the surrounding windows.

The year 1996 was a rough one because of my mother’s, Almeda’s, declining health.  Ever since Diane moved to the lake in 1994, she went with me on the monthly trips to visit my mother in Wichita.  Early on, Diane pointed out that my mother was not eating properly.  She then cooked a month’s worth of easy to reheat foods for transport and restocked my mother’s refrigerator, cleaning out old, stale food.  Mid-1996, we got a phone call from Cole, who lived across the street from her.  He noticed that my mother’s Wall St. Journal had not been picked up.  Concerned, he used his key to go in the house and found Almeda on her bedroom floor.  She was on her way to the bathroom in the night, her ankle collapsed and she fell.  She hadn’t even been able to pull herself over to the telephone.  Cole called the ambulance.  Little did my mother know that would be the last time she would be in her house.

We drove to Wesley Hospital as quickly as we could and found my mother doing well.  She was diagnosed with drop foot, so she would need to use a walker or wheel chair the rest of her life.  The problem was that there were too many steps and narrow doorways in her house, such as the entrance from her bedroom to her bathroom.  There were stairs into the house, either from the garage or the front door.  There was a step down from the kitchen to the utility room and a drop down from the dining room to the TV room. 

The doctor refused to release Almeda to her house.  Diane and I realized we would have to find her an assisted living residence.  The hospital social worker convinced my mother that she would need to move from her house.  At this time, there weren’t many options in Wichita.  She didn’t want to buy an apartment, but instead just wanted to pay a monthly rent.  Diane and I visited a facility that had been converted from a motel to “assisted living.”  The shower was inside a tall bath tub that we couldn’t imagine an elderly person being able to step into.  We got permission to take Almeda out of the hospital in a wheelchair so she could tour the two places we thought might work.  We then asked her which one she liked the best.  She chose one, and we furnished it with care so she could leave the hospital and go to a comfortable living space. 

Diane and I then had the task of disposing of her car and selling her house.  I was very glad that mother had long ago asked her children and grandchildren to please take what they wanted whenever they visited.  That made it easy to arrange an estate sale.  While staying at the house during our monthly visits, we tidied up what was possible.  Diane went through the kitchen cabinets and drawers.  An interesting find was a container of arsenic and a bottle of apricot brandy.  Almeda had been a member of the Hemlock Society, an American right-to-die organization, and she had been prepared to also “Do It Her Way.”  The arsenic went to Columbia’s hazardous waste and we drank the brandy.

          Early in 1997, we took a break and traveled to Florida for the scheduled launch of the shuttle Discovery.  As luck would have it, this was the only launch to date that blasted off ahead of schedule, and we missed it.  There were still plenty of other available activities in the area, like touring the Kennedy Space Center Museum.  Paulette drove up and joined us for a tour of the Ulumay Sanctuary with labeled viewing areas of birds and an opportunity for viewing manatees.  The next day we took a boat tour on the St Johns River to view birds and wildlife.  While I was always interested in nature, Diane was happy with any opportunity to take photos.

          Picture of a manatee off the beach.

 

          Returning to work in Columbia, ABC Laboratories assigned me the task of evaluating several computational procedures for calculating a value that regulatory agencies routinely required from toxicity studies.  During toxicity testing, organisms are exposed to increasing concentrations of a compound, and the number of organisms alive and dead at each concentration are recorded.  The agencies require an estimate of the concentration at which 50% of the organisms die and a measure of its uncertainty.  I used 50 data sets with each of five programs for my study.  In April, I presented the results at a Symposium in St. Louis, MO.  The paper, “Comparison of LC50 Results from Commonly Used Computer Programs” was published in Environmental Toxicology and Risk Assessment: 7th Volume.  ABC invited me to also present the results at a chapter meeting in Kansas City.

          Later that year, I really needed to schedule my mother’s estate sale.   I called and booked a recommended company.  I didn’t want to be present during the sale.  The thought of seeing all the people going through the home was just too depressing.  After I received the proceeds and talked with neighbors who visited it, I felt that I probably hadn’t chosen the best company to conduct the sale.  However, it was over and done with.   Then I put the house on the market, and it sold quickly.  I was able to take mother to the closing in September, 1997 so she could meet the next owners of the house that she had lived in for 40 years.

          Diane and I continued to make monthly trips to Wichita, but now we stayed in a motel.  As before, we were busy taking mother to doctors’ appointments, restocking her over-the-counter and prescription drugs and preparing her pill dispensing containers.  She really didn’t enjoy living where she was.  She spent her days sitting in her chair-lift recliner watching TV and reading newspapers.  She did not participate in any activities or get to know any of the other residents.  She didn’t seem to have many visitors and blamed us for “putting her” into a place too far from where she had previously lived.  We did our best to make her happy during our visits.  At the lake, I often received calls in the middle of the night saying my mother had fallen, yet again.

For a break, in December 1997 we traveled to Hawaii with Olivia, flying to the island of Oahu early to tour the island.  Diane was already somewhat familiar with Oahu as she had lived there the year her sister insisted on going to college in Hawaii, and Diane wouldn’t let her go by herself.  It was difficult for me to imagine, but Diane actually tried to support them by selling encyclopedias door-to-door.  Big surprise, Diane didn’t earn much money, her sister didn’t stay in college long, and they were soon back in New Jersey.    We were lucky that our cruise was on the American Hawaii Cruises’ SS Independence, a beautiful American-made ship with many Hawaiian artifacts on display.  We cruised to the islands of Kauai, Maui, Hawaii, then back to Oahu.

Diane and I had booked a cottage on Maui and flew back to that island.  We visited several gardens of colorful protea with their cone-like heads or cluster of long, tubular flowers.  Diane’s drive on the road to Hana was challenging, but the fresh seafood and time on the beaches were very enjoyable.  There are no private beaches in Hawaii, not even for hotels.  We walked along the board walk and went into the expensive hotels to see the priceless art on display.

Protea flowers

 

Diane learned a good lesson when swimming on the Maui beaches.  We wore our glasses to watch the scenery while leisurely swimming.  When heading to shore, Diane turned her back on the ocean and was hit by a big wave, tumbling her.  She lost her glasses and pride, but luckily a young man quickly retrieved the glasses, and she learned to never turn her back on the ocean.  I also learned one lesson on Maui.  We had signed up for the Haleakalā High Observatory tour during which you go from sea level up to 10,000 feet, and I got altitude sickness for the first time in my life.  The only saving grace was at the top, I saw a blooming Yellow Hibiscus, the rare state flower of Hawaii.

Diane and I had over five years of working well together as a team, each taking the lead and having control in her area of expertise.  That continued to be the case, but then there were the fuzzy areas. For example, unlike the fun we had constructing the Alaska trip album, we were unable to agree on how to assemble the photo album for Hawaii.  One of us wanted to do the album in chronological order, first the Olivia cruise and then the Maui stay, while the other wanted to include the post-cruise Maui stay along with the Maui shore trip while on the Olivia cruise.  We were not able to reconcile this difference.  The album was never finished. 

The nature of our lovemaking also changed.  It’s not unusual for couples to lose the urgency of sexual attraction, and that happened with us too.  We no longer needed to make love every night.  True to her nature, Diane was exerting more control, stopping me from initiating the process with her, rather wanting to be the one making love to me, not the one being made love to. I ultimately stopped objecting and just let her have her way.  She certainly didn’t mind. I still enjoyed her lovemaking, and she seemed to enjoy herself as well.

Diane started meeting with local Democrats.  Living with Diane, a lifelong Democrat, only intensified my identification with the Democratic Party.  She located the Camden County Democratic Party leaders, although they didn’t have many followers.  The lake and surrounding rural area were conservative and usually Republican.  Despite this, we both supported and Diane worked diligently for the election of a smart, thoughtful woman, Gale Kessler, to run against Blaine Luetkemeyer for the Missouri House of Representatives.  Gale was an eloquent speaker for the rights of the citizens of rural Missouri.  However, the fact that she was sophisticated, dressed elegantly and did not look like a typical rural Missouri woman may have cost her the election, even though she did remarkedly well.  Maybe any Democrat who wasn’t conservative couldn’t win in the lake area.

Politics was just one of the reasons we began to reconsider our lives away from Columbia.  We still enjoyed seeing our friends when they visited.  I met Diane’s longtime friends, Mary and Christine, and Ellen continued to visit with her various love interests.  We also met new friends.  Sue and Sheri introduced us to their friend Mary Greer who was a lawyer and prosecuting attorney for Morgan County.  She loved flamingos.  We met Kay and Evelyn who moved to the lake from California and lived on a wooded lot outside of Eldon, MO.  But for most of our Columbia friends, the newness of visiting the lake had worn off.  Plus, Diane and I couldn’t agree who was the best captain of our boat, which probably intruded on the enjoyment of our passengers.  She finally ran into a dock, damaging our boat, and we decided to sell it.  The local cultural opportunities consisted of the Ozark Music Shows and one multi-plex theater.  We started talking about moving back to Columbia where we still had our dentists, doctors, and hair stylists.

Unexpectedly, I got a call from the assisted living facility saying they had taken my mother to Wesley Hospital because she was bleeding from her rectum.  Doctors were running tests on her, but she wasn’t listed as critical.  It took us a couple of days to prepare to leave, and by the time we got there my mother was mad at me saying I had “done her wrong.”  She had been hallucinating, and thought she saw her grandchildren in the hallway outside her room.  She thought that meant she was about to die, and I hadn’t told her.  After I reassured her that I had not called them to come and that they were not there, she warmed up.  I noticed a brownish stain on the mat under her that looked like dried blood.  I asked the nurses about it, and they demurred.  I remember her turning off the TV when she was ready to go to sleep by mimicking a TV character.  She pointed the oxygen monitor on her finger at the TV like a remote, saying “It’s time for you to go.”

The telephone in her room at the assisted living facility where Diane and I were sleeping rang in the middle of that night.  To my surprise, I was told my mother was dying and was asked if I wanted any measures taken to keep her alive.  I paused and then said no, knowing that is what she would have wanted.  They should have known this as she had a DNR order posted at the door to her hospital room.

I quickly dressed and went to the hospital.  I wasn’t sad that she was dead; I shed no tears.  She had been ready for some time, and so was I.  However, I did order an autopsy believing something was just not right about the way she died.  It found a hole in her stomach that leaked stomach acid onto the wall of the splenic artery, enabling it to start leaking.  During the night, she bled to death.  It happened fast without her awakening.  In some ways what occurred was not surprising as between her arthritis pain and what she called her adhesion pain, she took a large number of ibuprofens each day for many years. 

What was surprising was that they had done an endoscopy when she was admitted to the hospital and not discovered the hole in her stomach.  I spoke with the doctor who did the procedure.  He was very apologetic, saying there was so much blood in her stomach that he wasn’t able to see the hole.  He felt badly that he had missed it.  Another doctor avoided any notion that he was to blame.  When I thanked her family doctor for her care over the years, she was quick to say that she felt really bad that she hadn’t done enough.  I agreed inside, but left it alone.  After all, if they had found the hole, mother would never have agreed to surgery.

 My mother, Almeda Sebaugh, died on April 26, 1998, two days after her 85th birthday.  My father had also died when he was 85, although it wasn’t this close to his birthday.  Both of them died at least partially as a result of medical issues that had troubled them for many years.  My father’s problems with his dementia and colostomy and my mother’s problems with her arthritis, adhesions and peripheral neuropathy indirectly led to each of their deaths.  I could only try to cope as best I could with my own medical issues and try to learn from their experiences.

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