Disenchantment With Life at the Lake

Father dead, mother dead, I felt like an orphan.  Earlene, my older sister, was still alive.  Her four children, who lived in New Jersey, were never close to me.  Despite the periodic family visits that I made while they still lived at home, the geographic distance was too great a barrier.  I sent each of them birthday cards every year when they were growing up, but rarely received one.  The two girls never visited by themselves, and none of their families ever ventured to Missouri after they were married.  The two boys each visited once when I lived at the lake, and Jon, the oldest, spent one Thanksgiving with Diane and me. 

Jon visited us at the lake during the time we were shopping for waverunners.  He took one out for a spin and disappeared from view heading towards a big cove.  Diane and I waited and waited for his return, and finally asked the sales person to send someone to find him.  Upon Jon’s sheepish return, we learned he had managed to throw himself off the machine and turn it upside down.  What a maneuver he must have been trying!  He could be a show-off.

          Craig, his younger brother, visited later.  My friend, also named Craig, borrowed a fast and sexy cigarette boat to take us for a ride around the lake.  On the way back, we stopped by the “Party Cove,” a place Diane and I had heard stories about.  It lived up to its reputation!  People tied their boats together, walking from one to another, visiting each other, drinking, smoking and snorting who knows what, while listening to loud music.  From the topless women and eager men, we could only guess about the transactions going on for flesh and drugs.  We didn’t stay long, although nephew Craig was fascinated.

          Picture of me sitting on the boat in front of my house.

 

The best thing in my life was Diane.  She loved me even better than my mother or anyone else ever had, unconditionally.  I never worried about her being unfaithful.  She was a constant support through this feeling like an “orphan” period.  It sometimes embarrassed me how much she would praise me when we ate dinner in the company of one of the scientists I consulted with, telling them how smart and capable I was. 

During the summer of 1998, I started work on settling my mother’s estate.  I made a record of the original cost or basis for her investments to provide the tax accountant who would complete the estate tax returns.  As was the case for my father, the taxes were quite hefty.  To have a record of their new basis for my sister and myself, I downloaded and stored the value of her investments on the day of her death.  The faster I could complete these tasks, the sooner the accountant could finish his work, the estate taxes could be paid, and I could distribute my mother’s holdings to my sister and myself.  Being the detail person I am, I had to correct some of the accountant’s paperwork a couple of times before it was submitted.

I traded my minivan for a Toyota Avalon, and in August Diane and I drove it to Denver, CO to visit our friends Karen and Joe.  I teased Joe by saying he had a Ph.D. in cricketology.  I had heard his wife describe helping him capture his subjects, crickets, in places where most people would not want to go.  I had also seen his collection of old oscilloscopes.  Both Joe and I had advanced degrees and were interested in science, while Karen and Diane had both been Executive Directors with Planned Parenthood.  They took us to visit Red Rocks Park and Amphitheatre, and then we had dinner at a nearby restaurant, The Fort, where Karen Cody Carlson told us about her ancestor, "Buffalo Bill" Cody.  They also took us to the Denver Botanical Gardens.  The vegetation at this garden was so different from that in St. Louis, let alone Miami.  After all, Denver is called the ‘mile-high’ city, so the plantings can tolerate the more arid, high-desert climate.

Leaving Denver, we spent the next night in a hotel room in a Central City casino.  We decided to never do that again, since we had to walk through a smoke-filled room of one-arm bandits to get to the only restaurant.  The next day, we enjoyed the drive north through the mountains before having lunch in Ft. Collins.  We then headed home, detouring by Castle Rock in Kansas along the way.  It had served as a landmark for early settlers traveling west across the continent.

    Pictures of Red Rocks Park and Castle Rock


 

          In November 1998, Diane and I flew to Jamaica to board the Premier Cruises’ ship, the SS Ocean Breeze, for Olivia’s Panama Canal Cruise.  We did not like our first port of call, Cartagena, Colombia.  On the shore excursion there, we visited the 17th century San Pedro Claver church in the heart of the Old City.  We were told about the Pope’s visit in 1985 and the bones of Saint Claver which were on view.  While we were being told this history, our Olivia tour group sat on old wooden pews.  Suddenly there was a large crack!  Not wanting to think it was the glass covering the case of bones, we saw a couple of large-bodied lesbians sheepishly moving away from their sagging pew.  We contained our laughter.  

As well as bones, the city also had too many guns.  Our shore excursion bus stopped in downtown Cartagena for yet another shopping expedition.  Most Olivia women love to shop, but not Diane and I, so we remained on the bus.  Looking outside the window with horror, we saw one of the well-armed policemen hand a gun to one of many pre-teen age school boys admiring them.  Fearful of the gun going off and a bullet hitting us, we ducked down on the other side of the bus.  Fortunately, there were no gunshots, and we couldn’t wait to get back to the safety of the cruise ship.

Bones of Saint Peter Claver

 

          The ship next dropped anchor at the San Blas Islands, where canoes of Indians approached our ship.  The oldest woman in each canoe was obviously the leader, motioning for coins to be thrown at their boats.  We were on a high deck and didn’t even try.  I did go on a tour in Costa Rica, but the visit to Cartagena had scared Diane so much that she didn’t want to leave the ship.  After a van ride to a forested area, I boarded a small, open sky lift type bench that held two people on each side including the guide.  We traveled through the forest vegetation looking for butterflies.  I was very impressed by the knowledge of the young guide who could name all the flora and fauna.  Costa Rica was educating its young people in the skills necessary for an eco-tourism economy. 

Diane was busy, busy, busy, when we transited the Panama Canal, taking pictures on the way to and from the lake in the middle between the Caribbean and Pacific oceans.  Thanksgiving Day, the ship was anchored in the lake while we took a tender to a small island with a nice beach.  It was a fun day of playing beach volleyball, dancing to music, and eating barbeque.  I developed a taste for the lemon rum they were serving.  Back on the ship, the Thanksgiving dinner paled in comparison.

          Returning home after the cruise, I was busy catching up with old and new customers.  With Diane’s help, I had so much more time to focus on my work, and I really enjoyed doing it.  Excluding the individuals with whom I worked in Columbia and St. Louis, I rarely ever met my clients in person.  It surprised me how well I could get to know someone on the telephone.  Federal Express service at the lake had improved greatly for receiving and sending documents.  I now only needed to visit St. Louis every other week.  I was really glad that I had started my own business, happier than I had ever been working for someone else.  However, sometimes I struggled with the feeling of responsibility for supporting another person.

Sue, the friend I met at Searle/Pharmacia, moved with her partner Carmen to San Diego to work for a pharmaceutical company, Agouron.  She asked me to visit there and meet with some of her department heads to discuss how I could help them.  As when I first started with the Monsanto Human Health Division, I began preparing to teach statistics classes using examples from my consulting with them.  This new contract meant occasional travel to San Diego, but I could also see my nephew Jon who was living there.

          As pleased as I was about being my own boss, Diane and I were coming to the conclusion that we would be happier living in Columbia.  The political atmosphere at the lake was very conservative.  I remembered the time I went to the polling place and heard others in line loudly saying, with a wink and a nod: “You’re going to vote ‘right,’ aren’t you?”  We felt like we had not appreciated the opportunities available in Columbia as much as we should have when we previously lived there.  It truly is the liberal oasis in the state of Missouri.  Diane and I finally made the decision to move back to Columbia.  

Since I had gone through the process of having one house built, I really didn’t want to go through it again.  Hoping to find a house we would be happy with, we contacted Carol Denninghoff with House of Brokers who had been Diane’s real estate agent when she sold her house.  We made a date to go to Columbia.  The first residence Carol showed us was huge, on a big lot, and I thought both the house and the grounds would require a lot of maintenance.  It was not what I was after.  The next houses she showed us were very nice, but Diane shot them down one-by-one.  “Cheap material, poorly arranged kitchen, too many stairs” she would say.  I don’t think it was deliberate on Diane’s part, but it wore me down.  I could tell that she was just not going to be easy to satisfy.  I finally turned to Carol and said “OK, let’s look at some lots.”

          First, Carol showed us lots in suburban neighborhoods that were being developed by individual builders.  Then she showed us a cul-de-sac street, Holly Hills Court, that was being developed by some of the same individuals who planned and implemented The Village of Cherry Hill in Columbia.  Most of the Holly Hills lots had already been purchased.  However, there were two adjacent lots that were still for sale, and I thought they might work if combined.  They were on a ridge overlooking Hinkson Creek with native trees on the back side.  There was no room for a backyard, but we were never going to have a dog anyway.  The side of one of the lots sloped into what looked like a drainage area.  We met with the developers and found that one of them, Don Ginsburg, was building the house next door on the side with the slope.  He asked if I would agree to split off twenty feet of the lot next to his house so he would have more room for his circle driveway.  After I agreed, we were able to negotiate the price, and I signed the contract on July 15, 1999.

          Our plans for returning to Columbia were taking shape.  The next item on the agenda was finding and hiring an architect.  We talked with Carol, Don, and our bank and came up with three names to investigate.  We requested references from each of them as well as in-person interviews.  We liked the firm of Pon Chinn and Associates.  Pon told us the story of how he emigrated on a boat to the United States, posing as the son of his uncle and going to work in his uncle’s Chinese restaurant in North Platte, Nebraska.  His architecture degree was from the University of Nebraska.  His daughter Kimi’s architectural degree was from Kansas State University where I earned both graduate degrees.

Choosing our architect was a big decision that would require a comfortable partnership between us, Pon and Kimi.  We invited them and their significant others to join us at the lake house for a meal.  We all got along remarkably well, and they could see how we liked open spaces and exposure to our surroundings.  Based on the experience related to us by one of his references, we made sure the contract not only gave an hourly rate, but also an upper limit on the total amount we could be charged.  Then I signed it. 

Our lots were situated on the curve at the end of the cul-de-sac.  We requested two sketches, one from Pon and one from Kimi, that showed how they pictured the house on the lots.  Her drawing looked like a usual boxy house, whereas Pon’s showed the house having three sections.  A middle with two wings angled on either side following the curve of the lots.  The house fitting the land appealed to us, so his drawing won.

          We prepared a document describing our requirements for the house.  I was very conscious of how my mother had to suddenly leave her home because of the steps and narrow doorways.  I had been developing peripheral neuropathy in my feet and lower legs like Almeda had.  We wanted our house to be handicapped accessible with no steps required for entry from the street or garage and none inside the main level.  Stairs from the main living level would lead down to the walk-out basement where the furnaces and hot water heater were installed, but we did not plan on finishing the basement and spending time there.

On the side of the house with the slope, the architect planned a retaining wall with fill behind that would support a driveway leading to a large garage with extra room for storage of business records.  Diane requested that a short wall be built along the back and side edges of the driveway that she could fill with dirt for a garden.  She wanted easy access to fresh herbs and flowers.  The wing on that side of the house would include the utility room, kitchen, pantry, powder room for guests and Diane’s office.  We thought of her office, with the adjoining full bathroom, as a room that could later be easily converted to a caregiver’s room when we needed one. 

My office would be in the other wing with a guest and a master bedroom.  We requested that our master bathroom have private vanities and toilets for each of us, a roll-in shower, and bathtub.  At the lake, I had found having Diane’s office near mine was often distracting, as she tended to loudly exclaim her frustration whenever she encountered a problem.  She would still be able to pick up her phone and call me if she needed to, and I would have more privacy to focus on work.

          We used the same process to choose a general contractor, interviewing several and checking references before deciding.  These were the steps Gwen and I had neglected when building the lake house.  After touring some of the homes they had built, we decided to hire Reinhardt Construction, then owned by Jerry Reinhardt.  Much of their business was commercial, so their forms for pouring the foundation were taller than usual which translated to higher ceilings.  We also liked the fact that his company’s carpenters were experienced union members.  While the house was being built, a trailer containing the blueprints, specifications and an office for the foreman would be located on the property.  He would approve and supervise everyone who worked on the house, whether an employee or subcontractor.

Once the Columbia house decisions were made, I focused more on the important elections that would take place in 2000.  I had been following politics more and more and supporting Emily’s List for many years.  Emily stands for Early Money Is Like Yeast (it makes the dough rise), and it supports national and state pro-choice Democratic women. I also contributed to the League of Conservation Voters to support environmentally conscious candidates, the Victory Fund to support gay candidates, NARAL (National Abortion Rights Action League), and several PACs, such as the one by People for the American Way.

          The year 1999 was coming to an end.  In December we made a quick trip to New Jersey for the wedding of cousin Peter’s son, Gary to Rosa.  We were entertained by the performance of the best men singing along to Y.M.C.A.  By the end of the year, we had approved the blueprints and were making our final plans for an Olivia land trip to New Zealand and Australia. 

Earlier in the year, Anita, the woman who had been Diane’s administrative assistant at Planned Parenthood, said that she might be able to help us on our visit to New Zealand as her husband, Russell Houston, had met people who lived there.  Russell was an NRA member and helped with the Bianchi Cup tournament held in Columbia, MO each May.  It is a major pistol tournament attracting shooters from around the world with large purses for the winners.  Anita and Russell often entertained the foreign visitors, and one of them was Harry Hoover from New Zealand.  The Houston’s brought Harry to meet us at the lake.  We were very taken by this Kiwi, a nickname for New Zealanders.  We exchanged email addresses and he extended an invitation for us to stay at his home.

          We left for New Zealand in February 2000 to spend time there on our own before joining the Olivia pre-trip.  Harry volunteered to pick us up at the Auckland airport, and we assumed he lived in a suburb.  Much to our surprise, he kept driving for over an hour.  It was almost 70 miles south of the airport to Hamilton.  After we met Harry’s wife, we realized we were staying with Harry and Hillary Hoover from Hamilton.  How’s that for alliteration? 

We learned a lot while staying with this couple.  Hillary was a midwife, so she kept quite irregular hours.  Harry kept a goat in his yard so he wouldn’t have to mow.  Buried beneath the grass was a repurposed milk tank from a dairy.  Harry used it to hold the rainwater he collected from the roof run-off, and it provided the water for use in the house.  He was environmentally savvy.

          We stayed with the Hoover’s a couple of nights to get over our jet lag and learn more about New Zealand.  They fixed us dinner, including the Pavlova dessert named after the Russian ballerina Anna Pavlova.  It was a meringue-based dessert with a crisp crust but soft and light on the inside.  They served it with fresh strawberries and even more heavy cream than the recipe specified.

Cholesterol levels must be very high in New Zealand, as they consume a lot of butter and cream.  The country is a major exporter of dairy products to countries such as China, Australia, the US, Japan and Malaysia.  I ate their wonderfully tasty ice cream every day I was in New Zealand.  Their strawberries were small, not the hybrids we get that are bred for transporting over days and many miles before we get them.

          A couple of interesting things we didn’t expect happened when they took us to the Hamilton Gardens.  First, we encountered a mosaic of Marilyn Monroe, and second, when we ordered an iced tea, we were told they only served hot tea.  It’s the British connection.  When we ate at a local restaurant, we learned that when scallops are served in New Zealand, they have something attached to them that we never see in this country.  To make sure their restaurants don’t substitute pieces of stingrays which are plentiful in the area, the scallops are required to be served with the flesh of the hinge still on them.  It is quite edible.

          The mosaic of Marilyn Monroe in the garden

 

          From Hamilton, Diane and I rode a public bus four hours further south to Napier, which is on the coast.  We rode through plantations of redwood trees which could be raised for lumber because of New Zealand’s climate.  We were visiting Napier for two reasons.  First, we wanted to see the architecture used to rebuild the city after it was destroyed in the 1931 earthquake. During this time of the great depression, Napier could afford to hire top architects to design the city in the Art Deco style which Diane and I love.  Second, the area is known to have excellent weather for growing fruit, with lots of orchards and vineyards.  A van picked us up at our motel for a tour of the local wineries where we tasted the famous white wines of New Zealand. 

           Example of art deco building in Napier

 

          Then we boarded another public bus to go north and stay a couple of nights near the Bay of Islands.  After the bus left Auckland, it actually made a stop so the passengers could see a giant kauri tree.  It was illegal to chop down a kauri tree, but we purchased a bowl made from the wood of a fallen tree.  It broke our hearts that it didn’t make it through customs in Los Angeles.  Wonder if someone with sticky fingers also liked it?

Giant Kauri tree

 

We joined other passengers on a van tour to the northernmost tip of New Zealand where the Tasman Sea collided with the Pacific Ocean in a spectacular swirl of currents.  On our way back, our van of tourists from England, Europe, and the U.S. stopped at a Māori church.  After learning about the church, the passengers on our van were asked to choose and sing a song.  The one everyone knew was “You Are My Sunshine” written in 1941 and popular during WWII.

          You are my sunshine

My only sunshine

You make me happy

When skies are gray

You'll never know, dear

How much I love you

Please don't take my sunshine away

 

Diane and I returned to Auckland for a night on our own before the official start of the Olivia trip.  We sat on a restaurant’s outdoor porch overlooking the bay.  We watched as the sailboats that were there for the America’s Cup loaded up with as much New Zealand wine as they could carry.  For dinner, we had a glass of Villa Maria white wine with the local John Dory fish.

Joining the Olivia pre-trip, we toured Auckland and then left to take a ride in the boats through the Waitomo Glowworm Caves.  The night spent in Rotorua was smelly because of the sulfur emanating from the geysers and bubbling mud pools.  That evening, Māori dancers put on a show, the males performing the Haka dance, showing us how ferocious they were by sticking out their tongues and bulging their eyes. 

 Glow worm caves

Haka dance

 

Next, we flew to Christchurch on the South Island and toured Hagley Park and the Botanic Gardens.  On the way to Queenstown, our bus stopped at a sheep farm for a hearty lunch.  At our destination, we rode across the lake on a steam powered boat to visit yet another sheep farm.  This time the farmer gave us a demonstration of how his dogs were trained to herd sheep and how the sheep are sheared. 

On our way to a boat ride in Milford Sound, we toured a hydroelectric generating station deep inside a mountain, and learned that it is a major source of power for New Zealand.  On these long bus rides, we were entertained by tapes playing The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, a 1994 Australian road comedy film that served as the basis for the subsequent musical.  The plot follows two drag queens and a transgender woman as they journey across the Australian Outback from Sydney to Alice Springs in a tour bus that they have named "Priscilla."

The next day our group flew to Melbourne to join the larger Olivia land trip in Australia.  Diane and I were sad to be leaving New Zealand and its feeling of being two decades behind the hustle and bustle of the rest of the modern world.  We would hear no more singing by Connie Francis, the American singer popular in the 1960s. 

Our first night in Melbourne, the second largest city in Australia, we were welcomed by a gathering of local lesbians.  It is on the southeast coast, and where we received our first introduction to Australian wildlife, including sloths, koalas, kangaroos, and wallabies.  Now enjoying the Australian varietals, Diane and I joined a luncheon tour to a winery in the Blue Mountains.

           Picture of sloth, koala, kangaroos, and wallabies






  

In Sydney, Diane and I visited the famous opera house and spent an evening listening to a musical review of compositions by Kurt Weill and Bertolt Brecht.  After the show was over, we went out front to catch a taxi, and there were none.  A bus pulled up and we asked the driver “Are you going anywhere near our hotel?”  He asked “What hotel?”  We admitted, “We don’t know, but it is near a big Coke sign.”  He then said “I know exactly where you need to go.  Get on and I’ll take you there.”  Lucky for us the Coca-Cola Billboard in Kings Cross, Sydney is an iconic landmark and the largest billboard in the Southern Hemisphere.  Our hotel was right there, and we never again left a foreign hotel without a card having its name, address, and phone number.

We made the five-hour flight to Cairns, pronounced Cans, famous for being the largest city near the Great Barrier Reef. The reef turned out to be the least interesting part of our visit.  For viewing the reef, a boat took us out to some floating docks with clear glass on the bottom and swimming areas that were surrounded by nets to keep out the stinging jellyfish.  Diane and I didn’t have our snorkel masks with the prescription lenses so we couldn’t see much.  One morning we visited the nearby rainforest, strolling along an elevated walkway among the trees, signs warned us to keep our hands to ourselves, as snakes and spiders in the Southern Hemisphere are more dangerous and poisonous than the ones up North.  OK!  We were happy to comply.

That afternoon, we signed up for fishing in the nearby Barron-river estuary.  It is a mixture of fresh water from the river and salt water from the Pacific Ocean.  There were only five of us on a small boat: our guide, Diane and I, and two tour guides, one from Olivia and one a local Aussie lesbian hired for the trip.  When she talked with the local fishing guide, the accent was so strong that we couldn’t understand most of their conversation. 

It was a fun afternoon.  Diane even caught a stingray, but it suctioned itself so tightly to the bottom that even our guide couldn’t bring it up.  After catching what looked like one of our lake catfish, we learned that, like much else in Australia, you better think twice about handling it.  Our guide started clipping off its whiskers, and we asked why.  He said that one day he was out fishing by himself, a whisker punctured his hand, and it swelled up so large and fast that he could barely make it back to shore.  Unlike in the U.S., the whiskers of Australian catfish are very poisonous.

We agreed with our Olivia guides that we should take our catch to the hotel restaurant, ask that it be prepared and served to us for dinner.  However, when Diane and I went to dinner, we were told that our friends had been called away.  An Olivia group on an afternoon walk in the rainforest had not returned on schedule. 

The story we heard was that a guest turned her ankle, it was getting dark, the guides got lost, and finally rescuers were called in to bring the group out, some by helicopter.  All the Olivia staff were needed to look after the women in that group.  Olivia is amazing, though.  By the next day, they had T-shirts made up saying “I survived the walk in the rainforest!” and gave them to all the women on that walk.  Instead of complaining about what happened, they were wearing their new T-shirts with pride.

Before we left Cairnes, Diane and I visited the Aboriginal Art Gallery.  The walls of the gift shop were filled with interesting aboriginal paintings, and we knew there were large walls to accommodate artwork in our new Columbia house.  How might we decide on a painting?  Each of us had the agreed upon task of making a ranked order listing of our favorite paintings.  When we got back together and compared our lists, the same painting was among the top three on both of them.  It was entitled “Carpet Snake” by Aboriginal artist Sheila Brim, and while incorporating the myths of her native people it also showed many images emblematic of Australia, like the platypus and the kangaroo.  They shipped all 67x61” of it in its original frame to us in the states. 

Carpet snake


 

 The tour group flew back to Sydney so the women who weren’t going on the post-trip could return home.  The next day, we were part of the post-trip group that flew about four hours west-northwest over a barren landscape until an unusual sight appeared, Uluru.  Also known as Ayers Rock, it is composed of sandstone, and is the world’s largest monolith rising 1,142 feet above the surrounding desert plain to a height of almost 3,000 feet.  The next day we met with an aboriginal woman at the base of the rock near a shallow cave that contained carvings and paintings.  She showed and described the various seeds and nuts that many of the natives use for food and told us the aboriginal teachings about Uluru.  According to Australian indigenous cultural beliefs, Uluru was created in the very beginning of time called the Dreamtime.  It was the period in which the natural environment was shaped and life forms, both animal and human, were created.   Significant landscapes, such as Uluru, were formed by the ancestral spirits and are deemed to be sacred.  Even though many tourists climb up Uluru, the aboriginals find this disrespectful.  We didn’t do it. 

Uluru rising from the plain


 

It took us several days to recuperate after the flight back to Sydney, the daylong flights to St. Louis and then the drive home.  Seeing these two countries up close was special, but we decided that Olivia was not the company with whom to book road trips.  With 40 to 70 women, too much time was spent at rest stops even when we were able to use the men’s as well as the women’s toilets.

Back at the lake, I had a huge backlog of work.  We had been gone for the better part of three weeks, arriving back in March.  I gave Diane her assignment for the rest of 2000.  She was to get the house in Columbia built.  It meant she would need to make many trips from the lake to Columbia.  So far, the ground on the new house was being shaped and the forms laid for the foundation.

I contacted a real estate agent at the lake to place our Sweetwater Drive house on the market.  It was even advertised in the Wall Street Journal.  We did finally get a decent offer from a couple who already lived on the other side of the lake and loved Frank Lloyd Wright houses.  It would have been perfect except that it was contingent upon them selling their house.  Unfortunately, the early 2000’s saw a small recession and mortgage interest rates were still high.  The real estate market at the lake was not good.  I was not going to break even, let alone make money on this property.


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